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Post by Tallaith on Feb 16, 2010 14:50:38 GMT -5
At Maddux's suggestion I wanted to start this thread of the amazing things we chat about OOCly. The following content is not appropriate for people who are offended by anything. Which would be why you probably didn't hear us say these things in the first place, since we try to play nice when other people are around.
So turn back now while you still can. *winkwinkwink*
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Post by Tallaith on Feb 16, 2010 14:55:42 GMT -5
[To LTOOC] 'Hi Brendur. Fancy seeing you in GS LOL'[LTOOC] Brendur: '^^' [LTOOC] Brendur: 'The drunkard on my shoulder told me to come ' [LTOOC] Brendur: 'Got today off for Mardi Gras ' [LTOOC] Brendur: '*dancedancebootyshake*'[To LTOOC] 'Nice! And why the hell are you online if you can go see free boobs and beads?'[LTOOC] Brendur: 'Cause I saw those Sunday'[To LTOOC] 'Ah. Good point!' [To LTOOC] 'I really need to do something about Cay's mustard yellow shoes. *barfs*' [To LTOOC] 'I'm explaining girlfriend raid locks to Dolen '[LTOOC] Brendur: 'Girlfriend raid locks?'[To LTOOC] 'The amount of time it takes for something to blow over.' [To LTOOC] 'Like he said he liked the idea of her friend in see through panties.' [To LTOOC] 'I said because there wasn't an official argument she could feasibly bring that back up for a month.' [To LTOOC] 'If there was an argument, she could bring it up for several.' [To LTOOC] 'Raid locks. For girlfriends.'[LTOOC] Brendur: 'Lawls '[To LTOOC] 'Ah. I feel better now that the mustard yellow shoes are gone.' [To LTOOC] 'On Saturday I got rented for eight hours then stayed over to do a... what did I do?' [To LTOOC] 'A custom joker girl and something else. I forget.' [To LTOOC] 'I'm trying to decide why the hell I ever put yellow shoes on Cay to begin with.'[LTOOC] Brendur: 'No offense, I wouldn't let a pregnant lady near me with a tatoo gun'[To LTOOC] 'LOL! Why not?'[LTOOC] Brendur: 'Cause you have no idea what's going to set them off'[To LTOOC] 'LMFAO Good point! Hadn't thought of that.'[LTOOC] Brendur: 'can I get a Harlequinn on my ass?' [LTOOC] Brendur: 'The hell do you want that WHORE on there for? Joker was better in the second series! DIE!'[To LTOOC] 'As long as I can get up every hour and walk around and nobody gets between me and my banana habit I'm good. '[LTOOC] Brendur: 'O.o ..eep'[To LTOOC] 'LOLOLOLOL!'
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Post by Tallaith on Feb 16, 2010 15:15:43 GMT -5
I don't remember what we were talking about in most of these, but dammit, it was funny enough to screenie what people said. "Brendur, be a brute and violate this kid." As Can withdraws a fish for a nice roundhouse slap from his bag... This is after we left a party (I had to go to bed!) and Breguily and Brendur were sharing in OOC chat what went on after I took my polite leave. "Breguilas giggles, turning around and bending over. 'Go on, stick me!'" Today's youth certainly has priorities. I so wish I could remember what these convos were actually about.
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Post by amariedan on Feb 17, 2010 1:36:20 GMT -5
lol
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Post by brendur on Feb 17, 2010 10:50:48 GMT -5
;D Yes in the abscence of an armed thug Brendur does in a pinch, provided he's got enough beer in him. In this cornah.....Brendur the Offender!
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Post by amariedan on Feb 17, 2010 12:53:10 GMT -5
In this cornah.....Brendur the Gender Bender! Fixed ... .... ....... Edit to add: +1 karma to first one to post getting the reference in the 'fixed' quote
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Post by Tallaith on Feb 17, 2010 14:38:42 GMT -5
Edit to add: +1 karma to first one to post getting the reference in the 'fixed' quote I guess I'm disqualified because I guessed it at the laundromat. Oh well. I'm the forum mod and so I GIVE MYSELF ONE BILLION KARMA! Beat that, mistow.
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Post by amariedan on Feb 17, 2010 14:45:03 GMT -5
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Post by Tallaith on Feb 17, 2010 14:47:11 GMT -5
OMG. Srsly. I hate him today.
Baby balls! LOL! True dat. I teared up over my unborn son's testicles.
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Post by maddux on Feb 17, 2010 19:50:23 GMT -5
Hilarious...
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Post by Tallaith on May 31, 2010 20:44:39 GMT -5
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Post by Tallaith on Jun 1, 2010 10:29:57 GMT -5
Again, NSFW! This just keeps happening... We were RPing and started talking about what Cay REALLY does for a living.[To LTOOC] 'She rarely says what it is that she actually *does* for a living.' [To LTOOC] 'Because she's a stripper.' [To LTOOC] 'brownchickenbrowncow!'[LTOOC] Branfrith: 'Hahahaha' [LTOOC] Branfrith: '"Eie faeme, please show me the light!"'[To LTOOC] '*whips off her g-string*'[LTOOC] Branfrith: '"I.. I feel darker alread--OH DEAR OROME"'[To LTOOC] 'LMFAO!!!!! '[LTOOC] Darque: ';'[To LTOOC] 'She has a set of First Age pasties.'[LTOOC] Branfrith: 'LOL'[To LTOOC] 'Epic.'[LTOOC] Branfrith: 'These were crafted in Gondolin, for the Goblin-wars!'[To LTOOC] 'The side that had them won. Hands-down.'[LTOOC] Branfrith: 'Morale. *nods* Because back then, elves had a libido, you know.'[To LTOOC] 'They still do... They just need a bit of "help" is all. Like... ya.'[LTOOC] Branfrith: 'xD'[To LTOOC] 'OMG does that mean the havens are like a retirement community?' [To LTOOC] 'Where no one gets laid and they all scoot around on golf carts?'[LTOOC] Branfrith: 'Yeah, but the golf carts are shaped like swans.'[To LTOOC] 'LOL!!! Wow. Just... wow.' [To LTOOC] 'Since elves never die, there must be a huge market for RNs there.' [To LTOOC] 'And shuffleboard repairmen.'[LTOOC] Branfrith: 'And First Age pasties.'[To LTOOC] 'Many, many First Age pasties. And nurse butt pinching elves.'[LTOOC] Branfrith: 'Need.. boost! Falling.. into darkness!'[To LTOOC] 'I'm sure it has to be pretty boring to be an elf after a while.'[LTOOC] Branfrith: 'Maybe that's why a few of them become so emo.'Here we actually lapse into something close to an intelligent conversation. It doesn't last long.[To LTOOC] 'I think a lot of that is just based on a lack of lore knowledge, at least for the RPers I've met here.'[LTOOC] Branfrith: 'They're so bored they have to create drama! Like soap opera housewives.'[To LTOOC] 'Because my impression of elves from the books was that yes, they were a bit bummed out. And didn't want to leave. But overall, they were a pretty happy group.' [To LTOOC] 'And they faced what they had to with the cheerful outlook of people who have swan golfcarts to look forward to.'Yup. There it went.[LTOOC] Branfrith: 'loool'[To LTOOC] 'Where were we? LOL' [To LTOOC] './random pose'Ceallian takes a quiet breath and folds her hands in her lap. [To LTOOC] 'There. Back to RP.'Branfrith deadpans, "But should you see fit to play me on a chessboard, eie faeme, I hope I might be a king. I feel I would makie a poor pawn." [To LTOOC] 'Before people think we're using mind-melding to communicate.'[LTOOC] Branfrith: 'We so crazeh.'
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